A lot of semi-spider-monkeys

“If you’re in a relationship, sometimes you probably feel like you’re fighting a caged death-match with an invisible spider monkey. And the monkey is rabid. And you don’t have any legs. And then a buffalo jumps in there and starts head-butting everything and your face catches on fire and there is a general atmosphere of chaos.”

This is the the most accurate definition I have ever heard.

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3 Responses to A lot of semi-spider-monkeys

  1. jabba says:

    I liked “The Money Pit”. That’s my response.

  2. jabba says:

    By the way: I showed Hil the whole ‘Yoiks, Tallyho!’ bit. She cacked herself.

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